| Snowblasters. |
[Jul. 26th, 2007|08:46 pm] |
Ok so I have this idea..
Sometimes, in southern California, there are huge fires that ignite for some random reason and spread rapidly through dry grass and brush on the hillsides. Well I have and idea for the residents that live in the areas that have been marked as having a high potential in catching fire.
Instead of having a typical fire extinguisher, people should have snowblasters!
They're these machines that are filled with liquid fire retarded (Inside joke) and when you turn them on, the liquid fire retarded comes out frozen. So you spray this stuff as the fire gets near your house and it slows the fire down and eventually puts it out. It is more effective that just spraying water because the water will immediately evaporate as soon as it hits the burning ground and therefore be proven ineffective.
BUT
If you spray the area with a colder substance such as the fire retarded, then you're got your self a solution!
Why do you think it takes the firefighters so long to put out those damn fires?
Because they're only using liquid water which doesn't do anything because it evaporates as it hits the ground (possibly even before that).
So one day, some jerkoff is going to invent this wonderful machine and is going to make millions of dollars. Then they're going to make the extention that goes on ghetto birds. Imagine how cool it would be to see snow falling on fire!
So yeah, I'm writing this post because I want everyone to know that I, Vincent Villagomez, thought of it first!
Booya! |
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| Prom bomb. |
[May. 27th, 2007|02:10 am] |
Yeah it was good.
I'm tired of going around in circles sometimes.
I like my entries short.
suttle.
Life is moving really fast right now.
i like it; |
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| We hold these truths |
[May. 24th, 2007|03:37 pm] |
Music Dept. at CSULB is going to be hell.
From what I've heard, it's a cult.
I bought a lava lamp.
Luara, Luara and I will be going to starbucks tonight.
Smoke and drinking coffee.
Will it be off the hook?
I predicted you'll be addicted to my dick once you licked it. |
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| Update |
[May. 2nd, 2007|11:16 pm] |
I live off of imperfections.
It's my opium.
Im going to CSULB.
Sweet.
Michelle.
You're le gay. =] |
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| some more freewrite |
[Dec. 25th, 2006|12:42 pm] |
I've been encouraged to engage in thoughtless actions. My shoes left prints in the fresh powder snow and were soon hidden by more of the falling matter. the flakes fell on my cheeks and soon melted away to give the illusion of tears.
"this is bullshit" I thought.
And instantly she replied, "you're right."
it ceases to amaze me how
she does that.
we had arrived.
it wasn't much of a place. A stove.
A chair.
and a small bed.
so I made it easier and put the blindfold on and leaned against the moldy wall.
she was slick and catlike in her movements.
I told her to make it quick; and she did.
there was an unmelted snowflake between my eyes, so that's what she aimed for.
the projectile pierced the air and entered my head.
it was warm and I felt comfort.
it took me 3 and a half seconds to die. have I broken a record? |
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| freewrite1 |
[Dec. 24th, 2006|06:36 pm] |
and I decided to start this thought with a conjuction; in order to pour things into the cup smoother.
nothing was more:
abstract.
vague.
naïve.
I loved it.
it was a sence of relief.
"pour more." she announced as the glass was over flowing with gold and crimson liquid that moved so slow it hypnotized me as I finally fell into a trance. she watched as my body hit the hardwood floor and took pleasure in watching my eyes roll back.
I woke up in a cathedral. I grabed my coat and walked out into the roman streets. the pictures in the stained glass windows watched ass I took my first step into oblivion. |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 8th, 2006|10:43 am] |
you're right foo! I'm gunna kidnap you.
Maybe before the 28th cuz I'm going to oakland for xmas. So I think we get off on the 15th. so maybe around then? fosho.
send me a picture of the hoodie you want. ill buy it for you my nig. |
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| All the haters talk shit. |
[Nov. 26th, 2006|01:35 am] |
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Niggas are gunna hate you regardless.
Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where nigga's ain't hating on you.
You got to be grateful, you need haters.
What the fuck is you complaining about?
What the fuck do you think a haters job is?
To fucking hate!
So let them mothafuckas do their godamn job.
What fuck is you complaining about?
Ladies if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the fuck to get to 16 before the summer gets here.
Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them mothafuckas.
If there's haters out there that don't have anyone to hate on...
Feel free to hate on me.
Bitches. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2006|08:48 pm] |
ha..I'm just a booty call for her. |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2006|03:39 pm] |
today was so boring. blah. hardly anyone went to schoool.
I shouldn't have gone. it was stephanies birthday today. yeeeah. I'm mad at her cuz she got grounded and now shes being sent to mexico for 2weeks. fuck.
bianca is retarded. shes giving me a ride right now because jonny needed my car to go to school. =) I don't want to go to work today but I get paid today.
life is wacky right now. theres a lot of stuff going on. that's always good but its frustrating. I need this vacation really bad. I want to go snowboarding reall bad too.
damnit >=| they both frusterate me... stupid girls. |
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